Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
08.06.2025 23:43

I don’t buy bullshit
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
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I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I actually pay taxes
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
What are examples of real life forced feminization?
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?
I see through liars
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
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I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have a reading level above third grade
I know who the president of Turkey really is
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I can count
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
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I understand how hurricane paths work
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
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I don’t cotton to rapists
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I can read
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality